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Johnny…Johnny! Yes, papa…

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Lying is wrong. That's what we tell them of course. But let's be honest, all parents lie to their kids at some point or another. Whether you lie to protect your child's innocence, to get your kids to do something or to get a little "me time", you're just trying to make parenthood a little easier. And we've all done it. We asked some of our favorite parenting bloggers what white lies they tell their kids - and we must say, they're pretty darn funny!

1. Yes, Daddy loves building blocks- wake him up first! 
If you're anything like me, waking up at the crack of dawn isn't your idea of fun.  All girls need their beauty sleep!

2. Mummy and Daddy are not having an argument, they are just having a disagreement
Do you know the saying, "If it looks like a duck and quacks like a duck, it probably is a duck?"

3. The ice cream man tinkling his bell means he’s sold out 
For most parents, there's no way of getting out of this one -- a delectable treat is coming down the street and nothing can stand in the way of that ice cream cone and your child. However a little white lie can get us out of this one.

4. Those funny noises you heard coming from Mummy and Daddy's bedroom last night were just Mummy and Daddy playing hide and seek.
They were having nasty sex.

5. The fairy did it
If a parent has learned anything about parenting; it's that kids don't question fairies. The Bottle Fairy, Diaper Fairy and Monster Fairy have fixed many problems.

6. Your dad is much smarter than me
No he's not. But when the kids are nagging you about a question or want help with homework or a science project, just claim ignorance and send them his way. Once they skedaddle to ask their father, you can sneak off with a book and learn more things. By yourself!

7. You are the most beautiful/special boy/girl in the world
It's statistically unlikely.

8. Of course I didn't throw away your art project
Since your children can bring approximately 7,329 pieces of paper home from school each year, some just have to go missing.

9. You played a great game!
When my kid started playing badminton, it opened up a whole new territory for me to lie.

10. The Tooth Fairy was too tired- She left your money on the dining table
The perfect solution for a forgetful tooth fairy is obviously to put the blame on the person at fault!

11. You should never tell lies
At least not until you're proficient enough to get away with it. And also when it comes to Mummy's new tight tee.

12. Sorry, you're allergic to Kurkure
This is a win-win situation for all parents campaigning against junk food. I’m saving my kid’s intestines and health while enjoying a mid-day treat for all his hard work as a dad.
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